Friday, December 20, 2002

I hardly need to explain this one. All that for a cat? The poor little darling was probably scared for most of the trip anyways, and decided that if it's owner was that mad, it was better of hanging out in Egypt, catching some rays and doing some tourism on it's own.

Thursday, December 19, 2002

The latest census for Northern Ireland shows that there are 43.8% Catholics and 53.1% Protestants in the country. This adds up to just 96.9%, which implies 3.1% of the population are neither. I wonder what they actually are then? Sensible enough to realise that this stupid religious divide has caused trouble for 81 years (and beyond)? Or probably Sikhs, Hindus, Muslims, Bhuddists and Jedi Knights. Jedi bloody Knights. There was a crap joke to put on the census form, though part of me does think it was a good protest to say 'do not ask me about such things, you nosey buggers'. But most people did it becuase it was funny.